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And so the sands of the time fall in the hourglass of the young and the useless, and Caleb Proulx, the attorney and son in law of Joe and Lee Bennion, fired a missive off to me yesterday closing with “Govern yourself accordingly” after vomiting an incomprehensibly stupid interpretation of the law that would classify any communication about a person or persons as potential stalking.

Caleb is cognitively disadvantaged, but such is life when you hang around the peyote and sweat lodge crowd. As a peace offering, I decided to make Caleb an advertisement for his fledgling law firm, because I know being a solo practitioner after failing to make partner at your prior law firms is hard. I guess blocking the entrance to a federal building during an anti war protest isn’t the catapult to glory he thought it would be, nor did it do much to actually stop any warmongering by George W. Bush. It made Caleb feel good, probably better than his witchy post Mormon wife has ever made him feel.

I thought Caleb would have learned to stop vomiting silly threats in letters when I posted detailed analyses of the allegations against his equally retarded clients Joe and Lee Bennion of Spring City, Utah, but no, he had to keep pounding away at his keyboard to get those billable hours in against his retainer. My guess is that his cats had an expensive vet visit after his alleged CS friends reverted to form and mutilated them.

He named his cat Bunny, which is interesting given the allegation that Joe Bennion fed his daughter Adah Lee her pet bunny for dinner when she was a kid.

In Caleb’s retarded worldview, when Joe Bennion restacks my content and I comment underneath the restack mocking him, that’s stalking. I guess the fact that Joe and Lee enlisted Caleb to camp out on my Substack and call my ex-wife and a lot of my friends isn’t stalking, and the two guys who camped out in the road while taking photographs of my brother’s house weren’t stalking either. Then again, I’m not a pansy, so I didn’t whine about it in spurious court filings.

Apparently, stating that Joe and Lee have allegations of various crimes from Rachel, Eliza, and Katherine Hamblin is somehow defamatory even though it’s absolutely true. They’re the second most frequently mentioned individuals in the Hamblin Victims Statements behind David Hamblin and his ex-wife Roselle Stevenson, who Joe Bennion allegedly had an affair with when he wasn’t allegedly patronizing Roselle’s alleged child prostitution business and raping the Hamblin sisters. Somehow, writing about the allegations that Joe Bennion used to stand in the road in Spring City with David Lee Hamblin making “pee rings” and also forcing the Hamblin sisters to fellate him during some of those “pee ring” sessions is defamatory, even though those are actual allegations from the Hamblin Victims Statements.

Caleb’s legal brilliance is incomparable, given that he thinks that my reporting on the allegation that Lee Bennion is a bisexual woman who, along with many of the other women in the Church of Satan, allegedly had lesbian sexual encounters at Church women’s retreats is somehow defamatory, even though those exact allegations were made in the Hamblin Victims Statements. David Lee Hamblin allegedly gave Joe Bennion at least one partial handjob, according those Victims Statements, which would make Joe gay and frankly a bit gross, and perhaps Joe is upset that David left him unsatisfied in order to go allegedly chase after Randall Lake. Who can compete with that belle of the ball, Randall Lake, gay excommunicated LDS painter extraordinaire, who allegedly cruises the gay clubs of Salt Lake City looking for young chickens to hawk?

Then there’s the allegations that David Lee Hamblin sodomized his brother in law Craig Christensen during a CS shindig, and that David Lee Hamblin sodomized Brian Kershisnik while Kershisnik was engaged in child rape. It’s a common allegation in the Hamblin Victims Statements and the related materials that the CS adults were largely a bunch of bisexual degenerates who were having sex with each other, their children, and forcing their children to participate in bestiality. There’s Gordon Bowen, the alleged Punisher of the CS High Council in Salt Lake, whose divorce exposed his thousands of phone calls to gay escort services in various cities during his travels. Gordon called at least one of those escort services while he was watching his daughter at a hotel, but he couldn’t recall if the service actually sent a gay escort over or not. Oh, and Gordon claims that he only received massages from the gay escorts.

His coworkers stated that Gordon repeatedly sexually assaulted them, made inappropriate remarks and advances, and even had boys coming from Utah to New York to stay with him. That’s not defamatory because it’s the truth: his coworkers and associates all made those claims, and my writing that they made the claims is not libelous. Writing that David Lee Hamblin’s brother in law Timothy Nathan Tuttle was convicted for sexually abusing his daughter is not defamatory, and neither is writing about Hamblin’s cousin-in-law and patient Sterling Van Wagenen’s criminal convictions for molesting a female child, or his confession to DCFS and the police that he molested a boy is not defamatory, either.

Stating that Joe Bennion was in the room when Hamblin’s patient Brett Bluth confronted him and threatened to turn him into the Division of Occupational and Professional Licensing for sexually abusing him is not defamatory. Noting the remarkable number of alleged and proven predators surrounding Joe and Lee Bennion is not defamatory. After all, the court in David Lee Hamblin’s divorce and custody proceedings found by clear and convincing evidence that he had sexually abused Rachel and Eliza, his two eldest daughters.

But hey, I’m sure Joe Bennion didn’t notice anything off about David Lee Hamblin or anyone else over the years. I’m certain that the Hamblin sisters managed to concoct a whopper of a story spanning hundreds of pages wherein they repeatedly described Joe’s involvement in child rape, child sacrifice and murder, and his worship of Lucifer simply because he didn’t give them a cookie when they were his neighbors living right across the street in Spring City.

Every single time Caleb Proulx fires off another absurd letter-or any communication whatsoever-to me, I’m going to produce more content. I’m sure that the reason the Bennions haven’t sued Rachel, Eliza, or Katherine Hamblin for the statements they filed with the Provo Police has nothing to do with the veracity of those statements. After all, it’s interesting that the Bennions are threatening to sue me for defamation for writing about the allegations made by the Hamblin sisters even though they’ve never sued the Hamblin sisters, who made the actual allegations in the first place.

Regardless of what happens, and regardless of the absurd attempts by the Bennions to quash any discussion of their alleged criminal acts, I’m going to keep writing and investigating those allegations. I’ll also ridicule the Bennions and their attorney, Caleb “The Hard Tard” Proulx, as well as their “post-Mormon witch” daughter Zina Bennion. If Zina didn’t want to be known as a witch, she probably shouldn’t have taken the stage at Sunstone to say that she was a witch. It’s just another coincidence given the fact that her parents Joe and Lee Bennion are allegedly into occult and satanic activities, and as alleged CS members, they would likely have raised their daughters in the Church of Satan to becoming fully functioning members of that group.

Zina advertising her Good Folk Faerie School in Utah County at that same Sunstone Symposium was truly terrific, as was the fact that she marketed the Faerie School to five to ten year old children. It was an effort to introduce children to witchcraft as a harmless, perfectly normal pastime. Sales funnels for Satan often appear innocuous enough, but I doubt the parents of those children would have allowed them to attend the Good Folk Faerie School if they knew the allegations about Zina’s upbringing under Joe and Lee Bennion.

Until next time, Caleb. See you in November, idiot.

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