As part of our continuing effort to assist the LDS Church of Satan in its rebranding efforts, we here at IRA suggested to Provo City Council candidate Craig Christensen that he show himself doing the things he loves doing. He picked lip syncing to the band Ghost.
It went about as well as you’d expect, but Joe Bennion was not to be outdone. He made an appearance at the end of the shoot with his attempt to sing “I Feel Pretty.”
As I continue giving my all to help my adversaries in the LDS Church of Satan, I don’t want my readers to worry. I’m simply following Scripture, specifically Romans 12:20:
Therefore if thine enemy hunger, feed him; if he thirst, give him drink: for in so doing thou shalt heap coals of fire on his head.
And so it is that I continue donating campaign ads and educational videos to the LDS Church of Satan and their members. “Kill them with kindness, and if that doesn’t work, use my .38 pistol,” my grandmother once told me. I got a spanking for going straight to the pistol, but whatever. Alabama in the Eighties was unreasonable. Fortunately, I was a minor with no priors. Unfortunately, my father was worse than anything the juvenile justice system had to throw at me.
Enjoy the video, and help me out. I need you to all decamp over to Rumble and follow my channel Investigations in Ritual Abuse, as well as 1830GOEL. Over at Instagram, I’m @1830goel and at TikTok I’m also @1830goel. Please subscribe to Investigations in Ritual Abuse over at the Book of Faces as well. Zuckerberg hates when I call it that.
Also, if you can afford to subscribe or donate, that helps a lot. After all, becoming a social media influencer requires subscribers and what not, and I’m bound and determined to get the word out on the LDS Church of Satan using the Devil’s own platforms against him. I see you, Elon Musk, trying to make Twitter the Mark of the Beast. I’m not paying $8 a month and my soul. I’m paying $14.99 a month to Amazon for Prime because Reacher has a new season coming out and I can irritate my ex-wife by sending our daughter more toys and stickers than she could possibly fit in her bedroom.
As always people, sunlight and mockery are the best disinfectants, but prayer and Scripture are the best preventatives. Thanks for the record traffic on here this weekend. The Broncos managed to beat the Bears, so it’s been a great weekend all around.
Your work, and snarky sense of humor, are invaluable! Don't let strange and suspect commentators like on your most recent post deter you from your phenomenal work! I know you won't! 🏆