Here at IRA, we believe mockery and sunlight are the best disinfectants. To wit, we have created show tunes for Latter Day Satanists the world over. Enjoy!
We’re Latter Day Satanists,
We eat shit and drink piss,
Fuck our bro and our sis,
And fuck you if you’ve got a problem with any of this.
We just want to follow our Lord Lucifer
Straight to hell and back
I’m Brigham Young and if she’s under 14
You know I’ll marry her even though you think it obscene!
I’m a Latter Day Satanist
And have been before I was born
In the premortal existence
I pledged allegiance
And Lucifer took me as soon as I was warm
I’m Heber,
I just want to seed her
She needs me but I don’t need her
I know her secret name but she don’t know mine
I’ll call her from the grave or maybe I’ll leave her.
I’m a Latter Day Satanist
I fuck my daughter and force her to slaughter
Lamanite babies and household pets
And if she’s got a problem doing whatever I say
She’s not worth a priesthood holder anyway
We just want to follow our Lord Lucifer
Straight to hell and back
Before 1978, you couldn’t hold the priesthood if you were black
But now you’re in, because your tithes help us win
We don’t give a damn about your skin or your sin
As long as you’ll tithe, you’ll be in
I’m a Latter Day Satanist
I like hitting my wife
Fucking our kids
And I’m a priesthood holder
So they’d better not get bolder
They’d better not squeal
Otherwise they’ll be unsealed
Dickless ministering angels
That’s how they’ll be revealed
In the fulness of time
There’s no escape from the final dispensation
From Lucifer’s material creation
My wives know they’ll all be mine
And their rank will be dependent on my priesthood station.
I’m a Latter Day Satanist
And have been before I was born
In the premortal existence
I pledged allegiance
And Lucifer took me as soon as I was warm!
Or, Take One below. Enjoy!
