Judge Bagley Orders a Continuance

The Saga Continues! IRA vs Fatty Boom Boom!

Caleb Proulx, the attorney for Joseph Wood Bennion and his wife Lee Patricia Udall Bennion, the alleged child rapists, child murderers, and satanic cannibals who are accused by Rachel, Eliza, and Katherine Hamblin of being part of the Church of Satan, is much fatter in person than I thought he would be. He is also very sensitive about being called a toady-which he defined as an obsequious yes man when asked the meaning of the term by Judge Marvin Bagley-via email. I have been ordered to be civil in my future email exchanges with Caleb Proulx, due to his tendency to chafe at rhetoric.

Proulx immediately moved for a continuance to have a full day hearing, which is odd, because normally attorneys walk into court prepared to argue their case. By his own admission, Caleb Proulx was not prepared to argue this case today.

Judge Bagley said that he had ruled on the sufficiency of the ex parte Verified Petition when he granted the Temporary Stalking Injunction, and refused to stipulate which two acts described in the thirty five pages of immaterial details provided by Caleb Proulx in his petition fit within the language of the statute. He did, however, say that calling someone a Satanist would fit under the stalking statute as stalking. I clarified that I had called the Bennions alleged Satanists, due to the allegations with the Hamblin Victims Statements. I have always stressed the importance of the word allegedly.

Judge Bagley also stated that I did not have to directly or indirectly contact the Bennions, confront them, or compel third parties to confront or contact them in order to be guilty of stalking them. In essence, he allowed Caleb Proulx to bring a Verified Petition in which Proulx did not show a single instance where I ever had any contact, directly or indirectly, with either of the Bennions, or that I had ever been to their properties, and now he is allowing Caleb Proulx to embark on a fishing expedition to conduct discovery in order to potentially gain proof of such conduct that does not exist because I never compelled or instructed anyone to contact or harass the Bennions. To the contrary, as the Bennions noted in their petition, I explicitly told readers and viewers to never directly contact or harass any alleged member of the CS.

Normally, one has the burden of proof before one goes to court for a temporary injunction, as opposed to securing the injunction and then securing the proof meriting the injunctive relief at a later date. That is not the case in Manti’s Sixth District.

Even more incredibly, Judge Bagley claimed that the Sixth District did not have any time open for the full day hearing Caleb Proulx is requesting until November 18th. That is a full month and a half after Judge Bagley’s retirement on September 30th.

In essence, my acolytes, we are going to war in November. I motioned for a dismissal, and Judge Bagley rejected that motion. As such, I have preserved my objection for an appeal, which will be forthcoming. Calling someone a Satanist or an alleged Satanist is not stalking, and neither is writing about criminal allegations against them.

For the purposes of maturity and seasoned discourse, I will now refer to Caleb Proulx henceforth and forevermore as Fatty Boom Boom. After all, I am nothing if not a man of taste and culture. We will see Fatty Boom Boom and his clients on November 18th at 9 a.m. if the appellate efforts are unsuccessful. I wish them the best of peyote and ceremonial chanting in their sweat lodges until whenever. You should all click on the hyperlinks for further insight into Judge Bagley’s past history with stalking injunctions and the dim view the Utah Court of Appeals took with regards to his reasoning.