Meanwhile, in Utah...

Child sex dolls in a landfill lead to an arrest

There’s a man by the name of Shane Alexander Larson in Cedar City who discarded two sex dolls a couple of weeks back, a fact which was discovered by an employee of the Iron County landfill when he came across a box with two child sex dolls in it. Larson attempted to black out the shipping label on the box with a Sharpie, but his attempt was unsuccessful, as the box and dolls were traced back to him. Larson admitted that the dolls were his, and said that he threw them away “because they appeared to look too young.”

As with all things Utah, there is a comedic element to incompetence involved in Larson’s attempt at morality. A sex doll that appears old enough is a keeper; a sex doll that appears too young is a throwaway in the twisted moral appraisals of another Utah pervert. After his admission, Larson was arrested by the Iron County Sheriffs Office under §76-5c-209-210, which criminalizes the possession of a child sex doll. The law was enacted in 2023, apparently because Utah’s pedophile community had created such an issue with the purchase and possession of child sex dolls that the Utah legislature felt it necessary to criminalize the possession of such dolls.